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"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?"
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The baby starts to come down...and once that happens you can't-it comes out. Whether you let it or not, the baby comes out. So that's how I did it.

 

Tina Fey

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She's got everything that uncle John need.
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Baby I'm hot just like an oven
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And baby, I can't hold it much longer
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Five to one, baby
One in five
No one here gets out alive, now
You get yours, baby
I'll get mine
Gonna make it, baby
If we try.

 

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