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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes

Orson Scott Card | Parenting Quotes
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Jack Thompson
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Bob Keeshan
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.

Robert Jordan
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Charles de Lint
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
Billy Corgan
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
Gore Vidal
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Edward Lewis Wallant
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Bill Gates
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
Oscar Wilde | Parenting Quotes
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.

Bill Allred
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Ken Livingstone
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Larry Wall
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Ethan Nadelmann
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
Dick Cavett | Parenting Quotes
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Bill Hybels
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
John D. Rockefeller
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Jack Thompson
Apparently not. Jack Thompson

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