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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Doug Stanhope | Parenting Quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Gore Vidal
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Claudette Colbert
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.




Robbie Williams
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Joey Comeau
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Ali al-Hadi | Parenting Quotes
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Larry Wall
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Stephen Leacock
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
John D. Rockefeller
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Theophile Gautier | Parenting Quotes
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.




Larry Wall
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Nathaniel Emmons
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
Ian Holloway
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Siddharth Katragadda
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
Mark Kingwell | Parenting Quotes
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
Bill Allred
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Kate Bush
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Leonhard Euler
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
Edith Wharton
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.


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