Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.