Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.