Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Change is the parent of progress.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.