Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.