Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!