Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.