Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson