Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.