Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.