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Oscar Wilde | Parenting Quotes
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
Robert Jordan
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.




Jack Thompson
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Marcus Manilius
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Charles de Lint | Parenting Quotes
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Arthur C. Clarke
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
George Bernard Shaw
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
John Locke
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Siddharth Katragadda
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
Larry Wall | Parenting Quotes
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.




Claudette Colbert
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
D. H. Lawrence
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Muriel Spark
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Ali al-Hadi
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Oscar Wilde | Parenting Quotes
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Bill Allred
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Elvis Presley
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Alice Miller
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Theophile Gautier
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.


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