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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Joe Bob Briggs | Pet Quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.




Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Nicole Hollander | Pet Quotes
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Alexander Pope | Pet Quotes
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.




Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Lawrence Taylor | Pet Quotes
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
King of England John
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!


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