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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Charlie Brooker | Pet Quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat which isn't there.




Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Harry S. Truman | Pet Quotes
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Ze Frank | Pet Quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.




Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
King of England John
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Joe Bob Briggs | Pet Quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.


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