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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes

George Herbert | Pet Quotes
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.

A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Janeane Garofalo | Pet Quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"

Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Vladimir Nabokov | Pet Quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

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