Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.