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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Bob Dylan
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?




Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Dorothy L. Sayers | Pet Quotes
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Norbert Wiener | Pet Quotes
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.




Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!


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