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Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.




Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Bob Dylan
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
George Bernard Shaw | Pet Quotes
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.




John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.


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