Pet Quotes - random
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.