Pet Quotes - random
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.