Pet Quotes - random
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!