Pet Quotes - random
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.