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Pet Quotes - random


Lil Wayne | Pet Quotes
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.




Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Miguel de Cervantes | Pet Quotes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Oliver Goldsmith | Pet Quotes
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.




Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!


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