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Pet Quotes - random


Darby Conley | Pet Quotes
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?




Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.




Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?


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