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Pet Quotes - random


Thorstein Veblen | Pet Quotes
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.




Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Robertson Davies | Pet Quotes
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
George H. W. Bush | Pet Quotes
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.




Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
King of England John
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
John L. Lewis | Pet Quotes
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.


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