Sports Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
A game of rugby is a work of art!
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
In England, football is important for everybody.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
The true sporting spirit has always something religious about it.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.