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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Eric Idle | Humor Quotes
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.




Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists only funny when I'm working.
Romain Gary | Humor Quotes
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
Novalis
Never was he seen languid or exhausted, never out of spirits or out of humor.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Will Cuppy | Humor Quotes
His style of humor is unique and, like the taste of an avocado, a little hard to describe.




Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Andre Maurois
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Mignon McLaughlin | Humor Quotes
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Terence
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.


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