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Oliver Goldsmith | Humor Quotes
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.




Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Erica Jong | Humor Quotes
Humor is a survival tool.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
George Santayana
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.
Jimmy Carr | Humor Quotes
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.




Max Beerbohm
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Raymond Smullyan
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Jean Cocteau
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
James Thurber
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists only funny when I'm working.
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.


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