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Humor Quotes - random

Daniel Abraham | Humor Quotes
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.

Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Emil Cioran | Humor Quotes
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
A. Whitney Brown | Humor Quotes
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Robert Orben
President Ford used humor a great deal.
Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
Raymond Smullyan | Humor Quotes
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Evan Esar
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.

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