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Humor Quotes - random


Jimmy Carr | Humor Quotes
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.




William Makepeace Thackeray
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Mignon McLaughlin
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Khalil Gibran | Humor Quotes
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
James Thurber | Humor Quotes
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.




Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Herman Wouk
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Man Ray | Humor Quotes
I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.


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