Humor Quotes - random
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
I often found him warm and humourous.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.