Parenting Quotes - random
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Change is the parent of progress.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
I would say that compassion for our parents is the true sign of maturity.