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Bill Allred


Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
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Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.
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Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass.
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She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.




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Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.
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You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.
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Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.
Bill Allred
Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.'
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You make my ass hurt!
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Is that about farting zombies?
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I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.
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Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.




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You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.
Bill Allred
I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.
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Thanks, Tonto, for your help.
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Eat your way to safety!
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I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.
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Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!?
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I donít have a fetus.
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Prince Albert can't keep it in the can.
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There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks.


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