Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Always had more dogs than bones.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.