Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.