Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.