Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.