Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.