Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!