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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


William Penn | Pet Quotes
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.




Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Love me, love my Dog.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Paul Rosenfels | Pet Quotes
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.




Anonymous
Every dog has his day.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Lawrence Taylor
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Camille Paglia | Pet Quotes
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.


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