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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Anonymous | Pet Quotes
It's a dog eat dog world.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.




Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Dave Attell | Pet Quotes
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Oliver Herford | Pet Quotes
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.




Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.


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