Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.