Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
The worst dog gets the best bone.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Always had more dogs than bones.