Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.