Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
The worst dog gets the best bone.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.