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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Joe Bob Briggs | Pet Quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"




Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.




Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Robert Jordan
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Vladimir Nabokov | Pet Quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.


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