Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!