Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Always had more dogs than bones.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.