Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
It's a dog eat dog world.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.