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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Craig Ferguson | Pet Quotes
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.




Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Diogenes of Sinope | Pet Quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
William Blake | Pet Quotes
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.




Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Rhodri Morgan
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Robert E. Howard | Pet Quotes
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.


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