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Diogenes of Sinope | Pet Quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.




Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Oliver Herford | Pet Quotes
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Steve Jobs | Pet Quotes
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.




A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Thorstein Veblen | Pet Quotes
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.


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