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Diogenes of Sinope | Pet Quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".




Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Jesse Owens
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Paul Keating | Pet Quotes
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.




Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Steven Wright | Pet Quotes
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Ben Jonson
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.


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