Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.