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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?




Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Tony Martin (comedian) | Pet Quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
James Nicoll | Pet Quotes
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.




Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
James Thurber | Pet Quotes
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.


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