Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.