Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.