Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.