Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
It's a dog eat dog world.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.