Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.