Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.