Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.