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Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!




Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
W. C. Fields | Pet Quotes
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Toby Keith
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!




George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.
Oliver Wendell Holmes | Pet Quotes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Ben Jonson
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.


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