Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.