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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Mike Lange | Pet Quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Cees Nooteboom
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.




Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Henry Carey | Pet Quotes
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Amanda Palmer | Pet Quotes
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.




Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.


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