Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.