Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.