Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
An old cat sports not with her prey.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
The scalded dog feares cold water.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.