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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.




Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Halldor Laxness | Pet Quotes
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Nicole Hollander
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
John Ray | Pet Quotes
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Tony Martin (comedian) | Pet Quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?


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