Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.