Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.