Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.