Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."