Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.