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Lord Byron | Pet Quotes
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.




Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Lawrence Taylor
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.




Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Arsene Houssaye | Pet Quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.


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