Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.