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Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Vladimir Nabokov | Pet Quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Ursula K. Le Guin | Pet Quotes
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.




Nicole Hollander
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Henry Summers | Pet Quotes
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?


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