Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.