Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"