Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.