Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.