Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"