Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Always had more dogs than bones.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?