Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's a dog eat dog world.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Always had more dogs than bones.