Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's a dog eat dog world.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.