Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.