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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.




Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Rhodri Morgan | Pet Quotes
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Claude Elwood Shannon
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Garth Nix
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Byron Katie | Pet Quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.




Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Oliver Goldsmith | Pet Quotes
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Bob Dylan
I met a white man who walked a black dog.


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