Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.