Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.