Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.