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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Halldor Laxness | Pet Quotes
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.




Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
King of England John | Pet Quotes
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Claude Elwood Shannon
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.




Rhodri Morgan
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Ursula K. Le Guin | Pet Quotes
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Robert Frost
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.


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