Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.