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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.




Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Ben Jonson
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Paolo Bacigalupi | Pet Quotes
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.




Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Dr. Seuss | Pet Quotes
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.


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