Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.