Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
It's a dog eat dog world.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.