Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.