Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !