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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Richard Wright | Pet Quotes
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | Pet Quotes
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.




Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Rachel Trachtenburg
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.


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