Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.