Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Always had more dogs than bones.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.