Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.