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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


A. P. Herbert | Pet Quotes
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.




Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Rhodri Morgan | Pet Quotes
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Claude Elwood Shannon
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Gertrude Stein | Pet Quotes
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.




John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.


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