Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!