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Tom Petty | Pet Quotes
Always had more dogs than bones.
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Ingrid Newkirk | Pet Quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.




Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Garrison Keillor | Pet Quotes
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.


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