Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
It's a dog eat dog world.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.