Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!