Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Always had more dogs than bones.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey