Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?