Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.