Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.