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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Janeane Garofalo | Pet Quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)




John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Abraham Lincoln | Pet Quotes
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Lil Wayne | Pet Quotes
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.




John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.


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