Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.