Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.