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Henry Carey | Pet Quotes
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.




Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.




A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Tom Petty | Pet Quotes
Always had more dogs than bones.
John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey


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