Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.