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Dennis Miller | Pet Quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Clifford D. Simak | Pet Quotes
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Anonymous | Pet Quotes
It's a dog eat dog world.




Aldous Huxley
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."


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