Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.