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Cees Nooteboom | Pet Quotes
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.




Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Garth Nix | Pet Quotes
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Janeane Garofalo | Pet Quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"




Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Claude Elwood Shannon
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Anton Chekhov | Pet Quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.


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