Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.