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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Terry Pratchett | Pet Quotes
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.




Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Dave Attell | Pet Quotes
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.




George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Cees Nooteboom
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.


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