Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.