Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?