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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Richard Wright | Pet Quotes
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.




Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Clifford D. Simak | Pet Quotes
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
An old cat sports not with her prey.




Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Ze Frank | Pet Quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.


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