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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Henry Carey | Pet Quotes
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.




Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Daniel Dumile | Pet Quotes
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Darby Conley | Pet Quotes
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)




Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Dave Attell | Pet Quotes
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.


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