Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Always had more dogs than bones.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.