Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"