Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.