Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
It's a dog eat dog world.