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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Darby Conley | Pet Quotes
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.




William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
John Ray | Pet Quotes
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!




Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Jesus Christ | Pet Quotes
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.


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