Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.