Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!