Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!