Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.