Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.