Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.