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Aesop Rock | Pet Quotes
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !




George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Jesus Christ | Pet Quotes
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Marilyn Monroe | Pet Quotes
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.




Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.


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