Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Always had more dogs than bones.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey