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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Dennis Miller | Pet Quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.




John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Arsene Houssaye | Pet Quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Thornton Wilder
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Charlie Brooker | Pet Quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.




Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Neil deGrasse Tyson | Pet Quotes
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.


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