Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.