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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Joe Bob Briggs | Pet Quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Leona Helmsley
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.




Nicole Hollander
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Clifford D. Simak
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Ingrid Newkirk | Pet Quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.




Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Groucho Marx | Pet Quotes
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.


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