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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Leona Helmsley | Pet Quotes
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.




Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Jim Ross | Pet Quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"




Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
William Blake | Pet Quotes
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.


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