Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.