Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.