Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
It's a dog eat dog world.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."