Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.