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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Ogden Nash | Pet Quotes
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.




Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Paolo Bacigalupi | Pet Quotes
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.




George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Claude Elwood Shannon | Pet Quotes
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Clifford D. Simak
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.


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