Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
An old cat sports not with her prey.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.