Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.