Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
It's a dog eat dog world.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.