Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Always had more dogs than bones.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
It's a dog eat dog world.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.