Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.