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Alexander Pope | Pet Quotes
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?




Rhodri Morgan
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Byron Katie | Pet Quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.




Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Cees Nooteboom | Pet Quotes
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.


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