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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.




Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Josh Billings | Pet Quotes
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Groucho Marx | Pet Quotes
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.




Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Oskar Schindler | Pet Quotes
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.


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