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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Robert Orben | Pet Quotes
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.




Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Aesop Rock | Pet Quotes
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Cees Nooteboom
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.


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