Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.