Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.