Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
The worst dog gets the best bone.