Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.