Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
The scalded dog feares cold water.