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Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.




Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Rhodri Morgan | Pet Quotes
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.




Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Daniel Dumile | Pet Quotes
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Rachel Trachtenburg
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.


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