Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.