Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.