Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.