Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.