Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.