Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
It's a dog eat dog world.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?