Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!