Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
An old cat sports not with her prey.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?