Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.