Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.