Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!