Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.