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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Diogenes of Sinope | Pet Quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"




T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Paul Keating | Pet Quotes
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.




Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Groucho Marx | Pet Quotes
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Robert Jordan
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.


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