Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.