Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.