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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Toby Keith | Pet Quotes
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.




Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
John Heywood | Pet Quotes
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Deng Xiaoping | Pet Quotes
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.




John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Thorstein Veblen | Pet Quotes
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.


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