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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."




James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Robert Orben | Pet Quotes
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.




Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
John Ray | Pet Quotes
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.


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