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Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.




Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Alexander Pope
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Robertson Davies | Pet Quotes
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.




Tom Petty
Always had more dogs than bones.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Harry S. Truman | Pet Quotes
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.


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