Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.