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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Anonymous | Pet Quotes
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!




Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.




Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Christopher Moore | Pet Quotes
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.


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