Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.