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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Dorothy L. Sayers | Pet Quotes
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Ze Frank | Pet Quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.




Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Nicole Hollander
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!


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