Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.