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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


John Updike | Pet Quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.




Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.




Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Darby Conley
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Paul Rosenfels | Pet Quotes
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.


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