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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.




Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Isaac Leib Peretz | Pet Quotes
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.




Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Thorstein Veblen
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.


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