Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?