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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.




Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Mike Lange | Pet Quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | Pet Quotes
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Leona Helmsley | Pet Quotes
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!


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