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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Ze Frank | Pet Quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!




John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
George Herbert
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Camille Paglia | Pet Quotes
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.




Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?


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