Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
It's a dog eat dog world.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.