Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.