Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?