Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
It's a dog eat dog world.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Always had more dogs than bones.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.