Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?