Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.