Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.