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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Toby Keith | Pet Quotes
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.




Thornton Wilder
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
A. P. Herbert | Pet Quotes
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Ernest Hemingway | Pet Quotes
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.




Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Joe Bob Briggs | Pet Quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Bob Dylan
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.


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