Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
An old cat sports not with her prey.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.