Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.