Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Always had more dogs than bones.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.