Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
It's a dog eat dog world.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.