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Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.




Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Eddie Izzard | Pet Quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.




Paul Keating
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Josh Billings | Pet Quotes
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.


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