Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?