Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.