Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."