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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.




John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Rhodri Morgan | Pet Quotes
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Lord Byron
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Darby Conley | Pet Quotes
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)




Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Anonymous | Pet Quotes
It's a dog eat dog world.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.


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