Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?