Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.