Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.