Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.