Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.