Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
An old cat sports not with her prey.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.