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James Nicoll | Pet Quotes
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.




George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
King of England John | Pet Quotes
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
John Heywood
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Robert Frost
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Abraham Polonsky | Pet Quotes
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Toby Keith
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.


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