Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.