Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and
get more feet.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat which is not there.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.