Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.