Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.