Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
It's a dog eat dog world.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.