Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.