Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.