Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
An old cat sports not with her prey.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.