Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.