Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.