Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Always had more dogs than bones.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.