Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.