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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Anonymous | Pet Quotes
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Alexander Pope
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.




Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Avner Strauss | Pet Quotes
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Byron Katie
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.




Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.


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