Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.