Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.