Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.