Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.