Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and
get more feet.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.