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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.




Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Robert Orben | Pet Quotes
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.




Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Teresa Heinz Kerry | Pet Quotes
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.


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