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Rudyard Kipling | Pet Quotes
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
John Heywood
What man, loue me, loue me dog.




Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Alexander Pope | Pet Quotes
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Robert Frost
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Alphonse de Lamartine | Pet Quotes
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.




Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Robert Jordan | Pet Quotes
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.


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