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Duke of Edinburgh Philip | Pet Quotes
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.




Paul Rosenfels
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Stephen Leacock | Pet Quotes
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.




Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Marilyn Monroe | Pet Quotes
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.


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