Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
It's a dog eat dog world.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.