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Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!




Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.




Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Henry Summers
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Christopher Marlowe | Pet Quotes
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.


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