Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.