Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!