Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.