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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Ingrid Newkirk | Pet Quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.




James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
James Nicoll | Pet Quotes
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Richard Wright
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Rita Rudner | Pet Quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.




Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Paolo Bacigalupi | Pet Quotes
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.


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