Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.