Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.