Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.