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Dr. Seuss | Pet Quotes
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Phil Brooks | Pet Quotes
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Jack Kerouac
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Amanda Palmer | Pet Quotes
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.




Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Bob Dylan | Pet Quotes
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.


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