Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.