Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?