Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.