Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
It's a dog eat dog world.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.