Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.