Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Always had more dogs than bones.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.