Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.