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Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?




Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Aesop Rock | Pet Quotes
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Robert Jordan
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Jonathan Swift | Pet Quotes
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.


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