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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.




The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
John L. Lewis | Pet Quotes
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
James Thurber
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Jesus Christ | Pet Quotes
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.




Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Dorothy L. Sayers
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Jack Gibson | Pet Quotes
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
John Heywood
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.


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