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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


John Updike | Pet Quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!




T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Diogenes of Sinope | Pet Quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Sherwood Anderson | Pet Quotes
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.




Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Christopher Hampton | Pet Quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.


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