Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.