Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.