Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Always had more dogs than bones.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.