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Ze Frank | Pet Quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.




George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
Abraham Polonsky | Pet Quotes
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.




Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Jesse Owens
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Cat Stevens | Pet Quotes
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Oskar Schindler
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?


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