Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Always had more dogs than bones.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.