Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Always had more dogs than bones.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.