Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!