Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
It's a dog eat dog world.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?