Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.