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Jay London | Pet Quotes
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.

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Samuel(novelistButler
An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!




Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Jim Ross | Pet Quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Charles Darwin
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Oskar Schindler | Pet Quotes
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?




Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Muammar Gaddafi
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
George Wither | Pet Quotes
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.


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