Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.