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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Toby Keith | Pet Quotes
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Byron Katie | Pet Quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Bill Bryson
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
James Nicoll
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
John Updike | Pet Quotes
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.




Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Cees Nooteboom
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Henry Beard | Pet Quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.


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