Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.