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When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.




Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
Sherwood Anderson | Pet Quotes
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Phil Brooks
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Avner Strauss | Pet Quotes
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.




Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
King of England John
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.


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