Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.