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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


John Osborne | Pet Quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!




Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Alexander Pope | Pet Quotes
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Thomas Gray
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Ben Jonson | Pet Quotes
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.




Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Henry Beard | Pet Quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.


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