Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.