Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
It's a dog eat dog world.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.