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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Mike Lange | Pet Quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?




George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Dennis Miller | Pet Quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]




Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Lil Wayne
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
Cat Stevens
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.


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