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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
James Nicoll
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)




Eddie Izzard
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Terry Pratchett | Pet Quotes
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
T. H. White (Terence Hanbury)
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Alphonse de Lamartine | Pet Quotes
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.




Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Christopher Hampton
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Jesse Owens
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
John Ray
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.


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