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Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)




Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Robert Jordan
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Rudyard Kipling | Pet Quotes
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
A. P. Herbert | Pet Quotes
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.




Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Cees Nooteboom
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Paolo Bacigalupi | Pet Quotes
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.


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