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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Paul Keating | Pet Quotes
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.




Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Joe Bob Briggs | Pet Quotes
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.




Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Adam Smith
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Christopher Smart | Pet Quotes
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Robert Orben
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Dr. Seuss
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!


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