Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
What man, loue me, loue me dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.