Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
To say it is a dog's breakfast is an insult to the pet food industry.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
It's a dog eat dog world.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.