Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.