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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


George Bernard Shaw | Pet Quotes
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.




Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.
Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.




Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Lawrence Taylor
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Miguel de Cervantes
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Jim Ross | Pet Quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Stephen Leacock
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.


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