Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.