Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.