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Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
William Blake
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.




Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Craig Ferguson | Pet Quotes
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Henry Carey
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!




Thornton Wilder
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Karl Kraus | Pet Quotes
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Jonathan Swift
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.


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