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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Halldor Laxness | Pet Quotes
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?




Alexander Pope
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Robert Jordan
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
A. P. Herbert | Pet Quotes
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Mark Twain
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Christopher Marlowe
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
John Ray | Pet Quotes
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.




Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Anthony Burgess
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Dennis Miller | Pet Quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Vladimir Nabokov
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Oliver Goldsmith
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Groucho Marx
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.


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