Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!