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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Oliver Goldsmith | Pet Quotes
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?




Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Fritz Leiber | Pet Quotes
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
John L. Lewis
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
John Heywood | Pet Quotes
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.




Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
John Osborne | Pet Quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Bill Gates
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
George Herbert
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.


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