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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.




Robert Frost
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Garth Nix | Pet Quotes
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Anthony Burgess
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Anonymous
It's a dog eat dog world.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | Pet Quotes
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.




Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Steve Jobs
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.
Nicole Hollander
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...

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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
Robertson Davies
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?


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