Wednesday, November 12, 2025 Text is available under the CC BY-SA 3.0 licence.

Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Janeane Garofalo | Pet Quotes
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Carrie Underwood
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Dennis Miller
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.




Nicole Hollander
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Robert E. Howard | Pet Quotes
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Joseph Stalin
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Claude Elwood Shannon
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Muammar Gaddafi | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.




Mike Lange
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Oliver Goldsmith | Pet Quotes
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.


© 2009–2013Quotes Privacy Policy | Contact