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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Ogden Nash | Pet Quotes
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.




Janeane Garofalo
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Jim Ross | Pet Quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Harry S. Truman
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Albert Camus
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Nicole Hollander | Pet Quotes
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...




Rita Rudner
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Jack Kerouac | Pet Quotes
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Oliver Goldsmith
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.


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