Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
It's a dog eat dog world.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)