Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Cats have a scam going you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.