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Mike Lange | Pet Quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Franz Kafka
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.




Robert E. Howard
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Fritz Leiber | Pet Quotes
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
Clifford D. Simak
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
John Donne | Pet Quotes
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.




George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
George Bernard Shaw
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Garrison Keillor
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Leona Helmsley | Pet Quotes
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Robert Jordan
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.


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