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Alexander Pope | Pet Quotes
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.




Thomas Fuller (writer)
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
Camille Paglia
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Charles Darwin
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Jim Ross | Pet Quotes
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"




Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Ze Frank
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Jesse Owens
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Oliver Goldsmith | Pet Quotes
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Khalid ibn al-Walid
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !


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