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W. C. Fields | Pet Quotes
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Preston Manning
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.




John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Ursula K. Le Guin
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein | Pet Quotes
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Arsene Houssaye
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
Ingrid Newkirk
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Amanda Palmer | Pet Quotes
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.




Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Halldor Laxness
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Muammar Gaddafi | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Ozzy Osbourne
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.


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