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Stephen Leacock | Pet Quotes
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Anonymous
Every dog has his day.




George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Mark Twain | Pet Quotes
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Love me, love my Dog.
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Aesop Rock
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.




Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Alphonse de Lamartine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Omid Djalili | Pet Quotes
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Cat Stevens
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.


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