Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.