Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.