Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
When the Cat's gone, the Mice grow sawcy.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
It's a dog eat dog world.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?