Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.