Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.