Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.