Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!