Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.