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It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
An old cat sports not with her prey.