Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
It's a dog eat dog world.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.