Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
It's a dog eat dog world.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.