Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Always had more dogs than bones.