Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.