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Marriage Quotes - random


Robert Burton | Marriage Quotes
Marriage and hanging go by destiny; matches are made in heaven.
Margaret Sanger
The marriage-bed is the most degenerating influence of the social order.
Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.




Daniel Tosh
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house...
Aristotle
The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
Keep thy eyes wide open before Marriage ; and half shut afterward.
John D. MacDonald
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Quentin Crisp
Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.
Rita Rudner
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. [HBO: "Born to be Mild"]
George Farquhar
Hanging and marriage, you know, go by destiny.
Thornton Wilder | Marriage Quotes
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.




Jon Stewart
Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.
Ray Bradbury
Marriage made people old and familiar, while still young.
Michel de Montaigne
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Mae West
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
John Selden | Marriage Quotes
Marriage is a desperate thing.
Andre Maurois
Marriage makes a man more vulnerable by doubling the expanse of sail exposed to the tempests of social life.
Thomas Love Peacock
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.
David Cross
I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.


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