"Nothing important happened today."

 

"Nothing important happened today." - King George's diary entry, July 4th, 1776, the same day the American colonies declared their independence.
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Arnold Hunt, curator at the British Library, says King George never kept a diary.

 

George III of the United Kingdom

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