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Doug Stanhope

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Wanting more. Having your cake or eating your cake are fine. Not even wanting cake is where you get f**ked.
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When asked, "What would constitute 'complete happiness' to Doug Stanhope (you)?" Doug Stanhope interview MarkPrindle.com, 2007

 
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