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Ian Holloway


English football manager.
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Ian Holloway
In the first-half we were like the Dog and Duck, in the second-half we were like Real Madrid. We can't go on like that. At full-time I was at them like an irritated Jack Russell.
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Reporter: Ian, have you got any injury worries? Holloway: No, I'm fully fit, thank you.
Holloway
If you're a burglar, it's no good poncing about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.




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ďIn football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake gets talked about all the time is Roryís throw. Call that cinnamon and heís got a cinnamon flavoured cake. Itís not fair and itís not right and itís only a small part of what he does."
Holloway Ian
I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.
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Why haven't they got cameras? The officials can speak to each other easily enough now. Why aren't we using laptops that are linked up and can give a decision in five seconds? A chimpanzee could do it - with not much training. We might as well go back to being cavemen, grab our girl by the hair, drag her into the cave whether she wants to come in or not because we may as well live in that age. We've come forward, haven't we?
Ian Holloway
I'd rather do that than build chicken sheds no-one wanted!
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"To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She wasn't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee"
- on the "ugly" win against Chesterfield.
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Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
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