We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection....hack him up in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a really tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet.
Charlie Sheen
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I have a new CD; it's in stores, and when you have a CD in stores, you have to do in-store appearances, and if nobody shows up, I just pretend like I'm shopping. That's how I shop; I sit behind a table with a pen.
Mitch Hedberg
Shut up and hack.
Theo de Raadt
stab_val(stab)->str_nok = 1; /* what a wonderful hack! */
Larry Wall
A multithreaded file system is only a performance hack.
Andrew S. Tanenbaum
Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is.
Greg Giraldo
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