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Charlie Sheen


More famous under his stage name Charlie Sheen, is an American film and television actor.
Charlie Sheen
I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives.
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Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. (The TMZ Show)
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I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.




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He [Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.
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You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.
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(on Ashton Kutcher) It's hard to give advice to a guy that accomplished. I would just give him a hug and just say, "Make me proud, dude."
Charlie Sheen
The scales of justice are in disarray[...]
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I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.
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Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way.
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"The Goddesses"? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available.
Charlie Sheen
It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like droopy-eyed armless children.




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Dan Raad means Business...
Charlie Sheen
I blinked and I cured my brain.
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I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second.
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I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, GO!. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.
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Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed. 
Charlie Sheen
(on his firing from Two and a Half Men) I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did.
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Im grandiose.  Because I live a grandiose life.  Im not 'aw shucks' because I'm gnarly. (The Howard Stern Show)
Charlie Sheen
Can't is the cancer of happen.
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I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity. They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then look at me and they say 'I can't process it'. Well no, and you never will. Stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show.


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