Sports Quotes - random
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
"Golf always makes me so damned angry."
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?