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Sports Quotes - random


Ephraim Kishon | Sports Quotes
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Lawrence Taylor
He is the Michael Jordan of football.




Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Emmitt Smith
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
Jack Gibson | Sports Quotes
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Ernie Banks
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
Stuart Hall
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
Alfred Cochrane
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
Shashi Tharoor
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
Arsene Wenger | Sports Quotes
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.




Jane Austen
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? 
Garry Kasparov
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
Alan Kotok
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
Alexander Ovechkin
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
Linda Smith | Sports Quotes
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Keshia Chante
The music game is more than just my love for singing, its a sport for me.
Roger Federer
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
Vladimir Horowitz
My face is my passport.
Keith Olbermann
When this quality sports product...


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