Sports Quotes - random
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
many more people in the world are concerned with sports than with human rights
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
All sports are time control demonstrations...
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.