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Sports Quotes - random


Anthony Burgess | Sports Quotes
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
Alessandro Del Piero
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
Derren Brown
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.




Jock Stein
Football is nothing without fans.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
"Golf always makes me so damned angry."
Alan Kotok
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Alex Ferguson
Football, bloody hell!
Fred Perry
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
Paul Scholes | Sports Quotes
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."




George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Ian McCulloch
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
Zinedine Zidane
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
Derren Brown
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
Ephraim Kishon | Sports Quotes
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Vladimir Horowitz
My face is my passport.
Linda Smith
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Jack Nicklaus
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Thierry Henry
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.


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