Sports Quotes - random
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
When this quality sports product...
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
There is no sport in hate where all the rage
Is on one side.
He put tennis, the bar very high—very high. It's incredible what kind of game he can play.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
In England, football is important for everybody.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.