Tuesday, June 02, 2026 Text is available under the CC BY-SA 3.0 licence.

Sports Quotes - random


Joe Frazier | Sports Quotes
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
Derren Brown
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
Paul Scholes
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."




Barack Obama
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
Bill Shankly
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
Anonymous | Sports Quotes
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
Buckminster Fuller
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Douglas Adams
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
"Golf always makes me so damned angry."
Linda Smith
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Jack Gibson | Sports Quotes
The big test in football is how a captain leads under conditions of adversity.




Ai Weiwei
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
Fred Shero
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Ephraim Kishon
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Yann Martel | Sports Quotes
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
Fred Perry
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
Mitch Hedberg
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Roger Federer
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
Samuel P. Huntington
many more people in the world are concerned with sports than with human rights


© 2009–2013Quotes Privacy Policy | Contact