Sports Quotes - random
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A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
Football is nothing without fans.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
In England, football is important for everybody.
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
The true sporting spirit has always something religious about it.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.