Sports Quotes - random
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser.
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Football is nothing without fans.
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.