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Sports Quotes - random


Mark Twain | Sports Quotes
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mike Lange
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
Yann Martel
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.




Sarah Palin
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Bill Shankly
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
Anonymous | Sports Quotes
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
Fred Perry
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
Philip Roth
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
Jane Austen
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? 
Dan Patrick
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Oliver Goldsmith | Sports Quotes
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.




Alessandro Del Piero
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
Roger Ebert
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
Winston Churchill
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
Kurt Vonnegut | Sports Quotes
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Barack Obama
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
Arsene Wenger
In England, football is important for everybody.
Thierry Henry
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
Sammy Wilson
The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA.


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