Sports Quotes - random
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
Silvio Berlusconi: "Totti is part of Italy's heritage, in a footballing sense."
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.