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Sports Quotes - random


Kurt Vonnegut | Sports Quotes
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Jack Gibson
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.




Douglas Adams
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
Lawrence Taylor
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
Francesco Totti | Sports Quotes
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Tiger Woods
Life isn't all Golf.
Oliver Goldsmith
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
Alex Ferguson
Football, bloody hell!
Tiger Woods | Sports Quotes
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.




Derren Brown
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
Fred Shero
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Roger Federer
He put tennis, the bar very high—very high. It's incredible what kind of game he can play.
Anonymous
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
Shashi Tharoor | Sports Quotes
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
Bruce Chatwin
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
Thierry Henry
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
Dan Patrick
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Emmitt Smith
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.


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