Sports Quotes - random
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Zidane is unique. The ball flows with him. He is more like a dancer than a football player.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.