Sports Quotes - random
There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser.
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Football is nothing without fans.
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”