Sports Quotes - random
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Silvio Berlusconi: "Totti is part of Italy's heritage, in a footballing sense."
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
Football is nothing without fans.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
There is no sport in hate where all the rage
Is on one side.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]