Sports Quotes - random
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
All sports are time control demonstrations...
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.