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Sports Quotes - random


Dwight D. Eisenhower | Sports Quotes
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Chris Walla
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
Marcel Desailly
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.




Dan Patrick
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Vladimir Horowitz
My face is my passport.
Mike Lange | Sports Quotes
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Buckminster Fuller
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Fred Perry
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
Roger Ebert | Sports Quotes
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.




Francesco Totti
Silvio Berlusconi: "Totti is part of Italy's heritage, in a footballing sense."
Emmitt Smith
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
Emmitt Smith
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
Shashi Tharoor
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
Jack Gibson | Sports Quotes
There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser.
Mitch Hedberg
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Russell Baker
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
Ephraim Kishon
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Mike Tomlin
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.


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