Sports Quotes - random
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?