Sports Quotes - random
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
Football is nothing without fans.