Sports Quotes - random
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.