Sports Quotes - random
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
A game of rugby is a work of art!
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
When SportsCenter does an about face...