Sports Quotes - random
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
When this quality sports product...
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.