Sports Quotes - random
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
The true sporting spirit has always something religious about it.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.