Sports Quotes - random
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
He put tennis, the bar very high—very high. It's incredible what kind of game he can play.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.