Sports Quotes - random
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser.
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.