Sports Quotes - random
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
I wasn't driven to acting by any inner compulsion. I was running away from the sporting goods business.
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
Football is nothing without fans.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.