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Sports Quotes - random


George Herbert | Sports Quotes
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
Douglas Adams
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
Francesco Totti
Silvio Berlusconi: "Totti is part of Italy's heritage, in a footballing sense."




Percy Bysshe Shelley
There is no sport in hate where all the rage
Is on one side.
Ernie Banks
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
Rob Payne | Sports Quotes
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
Ephraim Kishon
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Anonymous
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
Jack Nicklaus
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Mr. T
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Russell Baker | Sports Quotes
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.




Fred Perry
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
Derren Brown
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Sammy Wilson
The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic | Sports Quotes
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
Stuart Hall
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
Dan Patrick
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.


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