Sports Quotes - random
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
The music game is more than just my love for singing, its a sport for me.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
The true sporting spirit has always something religious about it.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.