Sports Quotes - random
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
All sports are time control demonstrations...
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.