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Sports Quotes - random


Derren Brown | Sports Quotes
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Roger Ebert
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.




Douglas Adams
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
Barack Obama
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
Jason Whitlock | Sports Quotes
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
Anthony Daniels
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
Lawrence Taylor
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
Jane Austen
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? 
Alex Ferguson
Football, bloody hell!
Kurt Donald Cobain | Sports Quotes
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.




Bill Shankly
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
Ai Weiwei
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
Winston Churchill
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
Buckminster Fuller
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Rob Payne | Sports Quotes
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
Marcel Desailly
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.
Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Ernie Banks
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.


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