Sports Quotes - random
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
All sports are time control demonstrations...
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
Football is nothing without fans.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.