Sports Quotes - random
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
When this quality sports product...
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.