Sports Quotes - random
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
When SportsCenter does an about face...
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
In England, football is important for everybody.
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA.