Sports Quotes - random
All sports are time control demonstrations...
In England, football is important for everybody.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
An old cat sports not with her prey.