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Sports Quotes - random


Ephraim Kishon | Sports Quotes
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Anthony Daniels
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
Zinedine Zidane
Zidane is unique. The ball flows with him. He is more like a dancer than a football player.




Ian McCulloch
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
Winston Churchill
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
Paul Scholes | Sports Quotes
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
Russell Baker
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
Jock Stein
Football is nothing without fans.
Mitch Hedberg
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Shashi Tharoor
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
"Golf always makes me so damned angry."




Alexander Ovechkin
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
Jose Mourinho
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
Fred Shero
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
George Herbert
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
Dan Patrick | Sports Quotes
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Heywood Broun
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Arsene Wenger
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Keith Olbermann
When this quality sports product...


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