Sports Quotes - random
In England, football is important for everybody.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
A game of rugby is a work of art!
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.