Sports Quotes - random
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."