Sports Quotes - random
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
many more people in the world are concerned with sports than with human rights
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
The big test in football is how a captain leads under conditions of adversity.
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
He put tennis, the bar very high—very high. It's incredible what kind of game he can play.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
I wasn't driven to acting by any inner compulsion. I was running away from the sporting goods business.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.