Sports Quotes - random
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
He put tennis, the bar very high—very high. It's incredible what kind of game he can play.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
The true sporting spirit has always something religious about it.
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.