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Rita Rudner

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Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.
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On pregnancy and childbirth
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Essay 2, p. 7-8

 
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