Religion Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We thank God that our enemies are idiots. (6 February 2006)
Only God can stop Kobe Bryant.
I must at least tell somebody, even only God and myself, what I have seen and felt.
True superstition is ignorant honesty & this is beloved of god and man.
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
The god of war has gone over to the other side.
Excuse me while I light my spliff, good God I gotta take a lift.
When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one.
I myself believe that the evidence for God lies primarily in inner personal experiences.
Scientology ... is not a religion.
If religion is only human, and its form is man’s form, it follows that everything in religion is true.
And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?
One sole God;
One sole ruler,—his Law;
One sole interpreter of that law—Humanity.
You are God in your own universe. There is no God unless it is self.
Religion was best understood when least talked of.
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Blimey! Thank God my jeans are this tight- you could wear me like a puppet!
Q:So God cannot teach anything, except through a Master?
No one should question the faith of others, for no human can judge the ways of God.