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Simon Amstell


English comedian and television presenter.
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Simon Amstell
Simon Amstell: So Penny, you used to do a fashion column for the Daily Mail, didn't you?
Penny Smith: Yes I've done many strange things in my time.
Simon Amstell: So what does one wear to a lynching?
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I like everything. You know everything? I like it. You know all books? I like them all.
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Hello, 50 Cent here. People say my music is gratuitously violent and misogynistic - but what they don't realise is that I'm just talking about where I'm from. And where I'm from, everybody's a vile millionaire rapper and all woman are rubbish sluts.




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Donny Tourette: This is what I think of you. (fondles crotch)
Simon Amstell: Really? You think of me, a small penis? Well I never.
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Penny Smith: Spitting... it would never happen on GMTV.
Simon Amstell: Nothing happens on GMTV.
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If you have some problem in your life and you need to deal with it then use religion it's fine. I use Google.
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From all of us here, whichever religion you are, remember, only one can be right, so...let's have a war! Happy Christmas!
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You just threw cheese at Sam & Mark. Don't you think they've suffered enough?!
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Jordan's third favourite tit and second favourite twat - it's Peter Andre!
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Simon Amstell: She would. Or kill me and make it look like suicide
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Come on, people, it's fucking Christmas!




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(about Bonnie Tyler being slightly tipsy on Nevermind the Buzzcocks) "Shall we pump her stomach? I don't know what to do!"
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