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Hello, 50 Cent here. People say my music is gratuitously violent and misogynistic - but what they don't realise is that I'm just talking about where I'm from. And where I'm from, everybody's a vile millionaire rapper and all woman are rubbish sluts.
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Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series 21 Episode 11
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Simon Amstell How many toilets do you have?
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Jermaine Jackson 27.
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Simon Amstell No! You don't have 27! There aren't enough willies and vaginas in there! ...Or people! I could have said people there.
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks Series 21 Episode 2#
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Simon Amstell Let me just explain what happened this week. We had a bit of a problem this week when Lee, from Blue, pulled out at the last minute. I won't say who replaced him. I shouldn't say that, N'Dubz, I shouldn't say that. That would be rude.
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Noel Fielding What happened to him?
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Simon Amstell The reason he can't be here tonight is because he's an awful bastard.
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks Series 21 Episode 3
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Lee Ryan I've been asked a few times to come on the show But I just didnt want to
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Simon amstellYeah why was that?
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MarkBecause Anthony Costa killed himself joke joke
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Simon Amstell When I was a kid I used to love Bobby Davro. I also liked self-harm and bedwetting, but, you know...you've gotta have hobbies.
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks Series 21 Episode 4

 

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