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Simon Amstell

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If you have some problem in your life and you need to deal with it then use religion it's fine. I use Google.
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks Series 21 Episode 2
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Simon Amstell They tried to make me go to rehab...
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Amy Winehouse I said no no no
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Simon Amstell Correct. But in hindsight do you think yes maybe?
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Amy Winehouse:My tittys been hanging out
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Simon Amstell:I was distracted by your words
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Amy Winehouse:alright Mark Lamarr wouldnt have told me either.
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Simon Amstell:No he would have suckled on it then told you it wasnt a very good one
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Next Lines on Never Mind The Buzzocks Series 14, Episode 10
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Simon: Melanie C once called Cliff Richard's Millenium Prayer "a pile of old shit"...well someone is going to Hell-Cliff!"

 
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