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Rachel Maddow


American radio personality, television host, and political commentator.
Rachel Maddow
More drama than a junior prom, a shotgun wedding, and a paternity test all rolled into one!
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Now, according to the new-fangled U.S. government, it is OK to have the gay.*
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You want to know what just happened there? She smacked me down - smacked me down: "But Speaker Pelosi, the Republicans are all over the TV machine opposing the economic stimulus." "Settle down, kid. It‘s not working." Duh. Maybe she‘s right. Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal sort of put the punctuation mark on Speaker Pelosi‘s point about Republicans on TV with his response to the not state-of-the-union last night.




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The bomb exploded the junk in Vladimir's trunk. Y'know, they always said that Communists would get it in the end.
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Constitution Doesn't Have A Preamble. Not. Nope. Stop it.
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Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot showing off his car, five years after he graduated.
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It's truly a blessing to have total freaking idiots as your enemy.
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I really believe that in America, if you are clinging to some indefensible, unconstitutional bad idea of a policy, ultimately — one day — you are going to look up from the front gate of your prison and there on the horizon will be the ACLU.
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When Pat is saying something outrageous, you know when you yell at the TV? I get to yell at him in person. I get to yell at the TV and it hears me.
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I assume people with bad arguments will just lose them.
Rachel Maddow
As you can tell, my Halloween costume this year is once again middle-aged lesbian pundit in cheap jacket. Boo.




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Who's Burson-Marsteller? When evil needs public relations, evil has Burson-Marsteller on speed-dial.
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Not all Freudian slips are created equal.
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Boy am I unqualified for that!
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Thank you Satan.
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Expressing an opinion about the news does not negate one‘s status as a news reporter or as a correspondent or as a news anchor. The expression of opinion about the news is not the difference between FOX and the rest of the news media. The difference between FOX and news is that FOX is now actively organizing and promoting a protest movement against the U.S. government.
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"...teeny, teeny, teeny, tiny, tiny little..."
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Congratulations, you have been tea-bagged!
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I felt tense. He did not.
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Separate is not equal. Duh.


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