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Kerry Jackson


Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
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My 'down-there' is angry!
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Then your muff would be all wet.
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I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride."




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Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.
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I can see it, but I can't make it move.
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Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?
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I'm so goth I crap bats.
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At what point do you shake it all about?
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You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.
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I gotta go make norbit.
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Boogers are glue.




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You love the bidet more than me.
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The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush
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The baby is leaking!
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Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!
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We’ll eat your gum.
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I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.
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Sergeant Scruffy is very upset!
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Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is.
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Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava?


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