Kerry Jackson
Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
Mr. Egyptian, you get me a damned pop-tart.
He's prejudiced against the toothless.
If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.
Have you been shooting drugs into your scrotum? You can tell me; I'm hip.
This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.
Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
Sometimes the future isn't funny.
When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.
You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.
It's like you put a turd in her mouth.
I've got no hair on my danglies.
It's revved for her pleasure.
Ellehue? Will you loofa my stretch marks?
Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.
Food should not be origami.
I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too.