Jane Wagner
American playwright and actress, best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator, and companion.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it....
When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less.
If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
Your problem is your role models were models.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
Remember we're all in this alone.
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying — but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.