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Jane Wagner


American playwright and actress, best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator, and companion.
Jane Wagner
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it....




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When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
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No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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The best mind-altering drug is truth.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less.
Jane Wagner
If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?




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Your problem is your role models were models.
Jane Wagner
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Remember we're all in this alone.
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For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?
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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.


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