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Jane Wagner


American playwright and actress, best known as Lily Tomlin's comedy writer, collaborator, and companion.
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Jane Wagner
Interviewer: You once said you had a drug problem...
Lily: Yeah, I still do. It's so hard to find good grass these days.
Wagner quotes
I swear people don't want sex so much as they want somebody who'll listen to 'em ... the first thing you learn after fellatio is how to listen.
Wagner
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?




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