Movie Quotes - random
It was like a horrible movie clip, only worse, because I could feel it—not just see it.
Movies bore me, especially my own.
The movie is being revived around the country for midnight cult showings. Midnight is not late enough.
...But the truth is, I've never wanted to be a movie star - and I've been pretty clear about that.
Thanks for coming! And, I have to make another movie, now.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
This movie was made by professionals. Do not attempt any of this behavior yourself.
Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.
You got to believe in the ball, and throw your self. (Not Another Teen Movie)
These movies are like my children, except you can't remake my children in 3D to push up the grosses.
I don't like movies where everything happens fast. I like the buildup, the obstacles, the mystery.
Theatre actors are just tolerated. You have to be a movie star to be a celebrity.
I shouldn't make movies anymore. I should go to a lunatic asylum.
In Cancún, I felt like I had walked into an American teen movie.
A movie about the past is not the same as the past.
Great Holy Jesus--it looks like he fell into Kentucky Fried Movie. The Austin Road Trip.
There is a word for this movie, and that word is: Ick.
"One does not attend this movie [The Ten Commandments]; one enlists in it."
Why did they give an R rating to a movie perfect for teenagers?
It's about two percent movie-making and ninety-eight percent hustling. It's no way to spend a life.