Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?
Jack Benny
Jack Benny: I'm thinking it over!
Jack Benny
Unlike the Cult of the Seven-Edged Star, the Church of the Seven Pointed Star believed that God had seven points rather than seven edges. Therefore, rather than worshipping the journey toward self-realization symbolized by the edges, they worshipped the goals of self-realization as symbolized by the points. [...] Adherents to the Church of the Seven-pointed Star used swords with sharp points but no edge, while the Cult of the Seven-Edged Star used swords with sharp edges but no point. Alas, edges proved superior to points in most battles fought in the streets of Nicea. Caroline's followers were forced to either commit sacrilege and switch to edges, or become meals for the ever-present saltwater buzzard. Proving, one could say, the point of the edges.
Jeff VanderMeer
Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.
Jack Benny
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