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Dylan Moran

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And they say that after people make love there's a kind of melancholia that descends; la petite mort, you know, the little death. Well, I'm here to tell you, after a romantic night in with yourself, there's a very acute sensation of failed suicide. And I think a lot of that, if you're men is because of the quality of the gear you've got to work with. I mean it's horrible looking. Like a deep sea fish that ate it's own arse after about an hour. What's going on down there?! Do something nice - like a kittens head... or something and you could just tickle it's chin until it got sick... it would be alright...
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On masturbation.

 
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