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Chris Rock

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I had a cop pull me over the other day, scared me so bad, made me think I stole my own car. "Get out of the car, get out of the f**king car! You stole this car!" I was like 'damn, maybe I did!'.

 
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Imagine if a friend, or even a son or brother, told you, "Hey, guess what I did last night? I stole a car and then I stole a cop car, I shot at some cops (presumably family men), and resisted arrest every step of the way." My response would be: A) "I hope they beat your ass"; B) "Gee, did they beat your ass?"; C) "How come they didn't beat your ass?"; or D) "Come with me right now so I can take you down to the station so they can beat your ass." There is no E) none of the above. (July 17, 2000)

 
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