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I'm surprised at the reaction it got. I went down there and did exactly what I wanted. I didn't expect it to be some sort of cultural-political line in the sand. I did the style of jokes I'd been doing for six months. The fact that anybody found it surprising or alarming that I would do that was educational to me.
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On the reaction to his performance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, in Entertainment Weekly (4 January 2007)

 
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