Religion Quotes - random
What a silly god, he makes everybody born bad to go to burning hell. Why so mad? All his fault!
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered that I was not God.
I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion.
Got enough guilt to start my own religion.
He made it a part of his religion never to say grace to his meat.
Religion was best understood when least talked of.
Do you know how cruel your God can be, David. How fantastically cruel? ...Sometimes he makes us live.
Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night:
God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light.
When we intended to enjoy being cruel, we must transform our victim into either a beast or a god.
God was knocking, and he wanted in bad.
God made beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy.
If Hell were possible, it would be the shortest cut to the highest heaven. For verily God loveth.
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
Most intellectual people do not believe in God, but they fear him just the same.
Converse with men makes sharp the glittering wit,
But God to man doth speak in solitude.
History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion — i.e., none to speak of.
Man flows at once to God when the channel of purity is open.
God's servant is something; God's slave is greater.
Judaism is an intellectually based religion, and the single most important theme is that of study.