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Wesley Willis (1963 – 2003)


Musician who did mostly solo work, but also worked with the punk rock band known as the Wesley Willis Fiasco.
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Wesley Willis
"McDonalds is a place to rock / It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat / It is a good place to listen to the music / People flock here to get down to the rock music." - Rock 'N Roll McDonalds
Willis quotes
Once upon a time, I was cursing at Daniels Chapel AME Zion Church / I called one of the deacons a motherfucker / Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language / He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth" - They Threw Me Out of Church
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"Destroy civilization, motherfucker!" - Stealth Bomber




Willis Wesley quotes
"At 10:00 PM, I drove my bronco back to Birdman's real estate / I jumped over his fence after dark / I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane / Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol / Suddenly I jumped back in my bronco and took off like O.J. Simpson" - Birdman Kicked My Ass"
Willis Wesley
"My demons talk to me in profanity. They think I'm a jerk. A bum. And an asshole. I just say 'they're a jerk,' 'they're a bum,' 'they're an asshole.' They're no good. They better leave me alone and get off my case."
Wesley Willis quotes
"Here's what I'm going to have to say to all of you. If some of you have demons in your head who talk to you in profanity or whatever, don't let your demon shoot down your rock music, don't let your demon keep you off the joy bus. So like I say, Rock music pays off."
Wesley Willis
"Rock music pays off. Rock music takes me on a joyride. Rock music keeps me off the hell city bus. Rock music will always look out for me. But I will not let my torture profanity demon shoot it down."
Willis Wesley quotes
"The vultures were hungry." - The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up
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"Christmas is Jesus Christ's birthday! / That's what it is all about in the mix!" - Merry Christmas
Willis Wesley
"Say Ronald Reagan, what the fuck are you doing in my house? Get out of here right now, and don't you ever come back over here again! If you come back this way, I will shoulder the weapon and shoot the living shit out of you!" - I Can't Drive
Wesley Willis
"Suck a polar bears funky ass!" - Suck a Cheetah's Dick




Wesley Willis quotes
"You think you're tougher / Swallow that, motherfucker! / Those are bullets / They got them in every state to keep motherfuckers like you in place" - Raise Some Hell
Wesley Willis
"It's the end of World War I / It's the end of World War II!" - It's the End of the Western
Willis quotes
"The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way."
Willis Wesley
"Number 1. I'm gonna do this song again. Number 2. I'm gonna do this song again all the way up your ass. Number 3. I'm gonna fuck your ass up like in a car crash. Number 4. I'm gonna fuck you up like a goddamn accident. Number 5. Jesus is the answer!" - Jesus is the Answer [spoken at the beginning]
Willis Wesley quotes
"Rock over London. Rock on Chicago." - Repeated at the end of most songs
Wesley Willis
"Stop shooting old ladies." - Stop the Violence
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