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Weird Al Yankovic


American musician, satirist, parodist, accordionist, and television producer.
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Weird Al Yankovic
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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Well, besides working on the album, I got married and had a kid. So, you know, in spite of that petition that was floating around asking me not to reproduce, I did it anyway.
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My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.




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I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!
I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat!
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I have very mixed feelings about [Napster]. On one hand, I'm concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!!!!!
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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
Weird Al Yankovic
If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.
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I'll never forget the first thing she said to me, she said: "Hey - you've got weasels on your face." Right then I knew it was true love.
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I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a house. It worked.
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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
Weird Al Yankovic
I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.




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