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Shappi Khorsandi


Comedian who was born in Tehran, Iran and resides in the United Kingdom.
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Shappi Khorsandi
I don't know if I would have been a stand-up comedian in Iran because, as you know, the government advocates free speech... but there's no freedom after you've spoken... It gets a bit deathy.
Khorsandi quotes
My little sister, she got me on Facebook because I was on MySpace: "No, no, no. You don't want to be on MySpace, you want to be on Facebook!" So I joined both. But I keep muddling them up, so I keep asking people to come on MyFace. Still, eighty thousand friends!
Khorsandi
It's no fun being a broody Iranian woman. Every time I said to people "My body clock is ticking," they would hit the ground!




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