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Scott R. Kurtz


Scott R Kurtz is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper.
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Scott R. Kurtz
"Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs."
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"Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot."
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"Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores."




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"It's like watching lemmings run off the cliff."
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"Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear."
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"My brain is hung like a horse!"
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"Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?"
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"I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee."
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"You're a corporate whore. Merry Christmas."
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