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Kelly Osbourne


British singer and actress.
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Kelly Osbourne
Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!
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Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.
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You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.




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You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!
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I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.
Kelly Osbourne quotes
Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.
Kelly Osbourne
My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.
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You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?
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She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.
Kelly Osbourne
With parents like heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne and entertainment impresario/personality Sharon Osbourne, you might have anger management issues, too.




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