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Kelly Osbourne

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You haven't done anything, its your f**king daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a f**king gynecologist appointment!

 
Kelly Osbourne

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