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Josh Billings (1818 – 1885)


Better known by his pen name Josh Billings, was an American humorist.
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Josh Billings
I think that a hen who undertakes tew lay 2 eggs a day must necessarily neglekt sum other branch ov bizzness.
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Prejudice iz a hous plant which iz very apt tew wither if yu take it out doors amungst pholks.
Billings
When a man gits tew talking about himself, he seldum fails tew be eloquent, and often reaches the sublime.




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Every man should kno sumthing ov law--if he knows enuff tew keep out ov it, he iz a prety good lawyer.
Billings Josh
Awl human happiness is conservatiff; 2 thirds ov the pleasure in sliding down hill consists in drawing the sled back. I don't serpoze thare would be enny fun in sliding down a hill 34 miles long.
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