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Eoin Colfer

Irish author and comedian, most famous as the creator of the Artemis Fowl series.
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Eoin Colfer
“Who can fathom the workings of the criminal mind?” I said, trying to sound intelligent.
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In the Bernstein Manual there is a short chapter on undercover work. The first line says, in capital letters, AVOID UNDERCOVER WORK.
Red held me at arm’s length, grinning. “Welcome to the family, Half Moon,” he said.

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There seemed an unwritten agreement that the Thunder God should be left in peace, which was probably due to the very clearly written message painted on a whitewashed wall in what looked like lumpy congealed blood, which read: Leave me in peace and I probably won't kill you. No promise, mind. Probably is absolutely the best I can do.
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“Nice shirt, Fletcher,” said Sergeant Murt Hourihan. “”You looking for a job in a surf store?”
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"Don't worry. I've been in showbusiness for a long time now - I know how to handle bastards"
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