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Donald McGill (1875 – 1962)


English artist, known as the "King of the Saucy Postcard".
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Donald McGill
"I've been struggling for years to get a fur coat. How did you get yours?"
"I left off struggling."
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I want to back the favourite, please. My sweetheart gave me a pound to do it both ways!
McGill
"Do you like Kipling?"
"I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never kippled."




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"'Isaiah' what a funny name for a teddy bear!"
"Well, you see one eye's 'igher than the other."
McGill Donald
Could you exchange this lucky charm for a baby's feeding-bottle?
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"I like seeing experienced girls home."
"But I'm not experienced!"
"You're not home yet!"
Donald McGill
She didn't ask me to the christening, so I'm not going to the wedding.
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Judge: "You are prevaricating, sir. Did you or did you not sleep with this woman?"
Co-respondent: "Not a wink, my lord!"
McGill
For Heaven's sake, send help! There's a man trying to get into my room and the door's locked!
McGill Donald
Can't see my little Willy.
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