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Dave Allen (1936 – 2005)


Irish comedian.
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Dave Allen
I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and realise it's me.
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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A clock.
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I've stopped smoking...I think the cost was a lot of it, and not being able to breathe. I first gave up smoking when I was eight.




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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
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I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.
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