Bill Allred
Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
Don't look at me weird. I'm sandwich crazy.
We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!
Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo!
Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.
You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots.
You’re large but not in charge.
You haven't tasted my mouth! God!
Wouldn't you like a nose like his full of quarters?
Hello!? Stop by for coitus!
I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me.
You treat your food like a scab.
I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been.
If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.
Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring.
Take my prostate, please!
I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin'.