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Bill Allred


Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
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What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?
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My prostate thanks the car wash.
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You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky.




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That's her psychic cock waking her up.
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I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs.
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What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?
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I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!
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I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby.
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I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.
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I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.
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It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.




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I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.
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Look at the size of that earlobe.
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I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."
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They might have been all up in your pregnancy!
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They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.
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There is no way you could sit down more than you do.
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A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings.
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I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker.
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Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.


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