Pet Quotes - page 9
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1)
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?