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P. G. Wodehouse

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"She loves this newt-nuzzling blister."

 
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Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV.
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it.
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Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
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