(Television) Humor will never be the same. Sarcasm, irony, and cynicism will disappear. (Sylvia) Right. I'm having mine surgically removed. (Rita) Ma, cut it out!
Nicole Hollander
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(Television) Alabama's ban against vibrators stands...State says there's no constitutional right to an orgasm. (Sylvia) Rita, get my copy of the Bill of Rights. (Rita) I think that's in the Declaration of Independence.
Nicole Hollander
(Man on television) Rita, you must believe me, alien beings are among us. (Sylvia) Yeah, in public office.
Nicole Hollander
(Sylvia to her daughter) Rita, your body may be a temple. Mine is a Chevy Vega.
Nicole Hollander
(Sylvia) Rita! Get my smelling salts! (Rita) Ma, you used them up when you discovered that repeal of the estate tax benefits only the very, very rich.
Nicole Hollander
(Sylvia) Rita! Is Bush still president? (Rita) Ma, I didn't want to tell you...You seemed so happy.
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Hollander, Nicole
Holliday, J. S.
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