I am still at the crease, though the bowling has been pretty hostile of late. And in case anyone doubted it, can I assure you there will be no ducking the bouncers, no stonewalling, no playing for time. The bowling's going to get hit all round the ground. That is my style.
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Lord Mayor's Banquet at Guildhall (12 November 1990)Margaret Thatcher
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...what I want to happen to religion in the future is this: I want it to be like bowling. It's a hobby, something some people will enjoy, that has some virtues to it, that will have its own institutions and its traditions and its own television programming, and that families will enjoy together. It's not something I want to ban or that should affect hiring and firing decisions, or that interferes with public policy. It will be perfectly harmless as long as we don't elect our politicians on the basis of their bowling score, or go to war with people who play nine-pin instead of ten-pin, or use folklore about backspin to make decrees about how biology works.
PZ Myers
Beside a perfectly-timed boundary hit on a hard ground from fast bowling, all other delights of this life are a nothingness.
John Snaith
Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumcise yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so!
Robin Williams
Ivory towers are as rare as bowling alleys in tribal cultures.
Terry Eagleton
The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, French cuisine without the sauces.
Trevor Bailey
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